World Cup Fever

Want a free 10-days MC from general practitioners?

Wait until the first round settled. The game is more exciting towards the quarterfinals

1. Take a stick of Marlboro (not the menthol or light version ya...)
   
2. Soak it in a glass of warm water for about 15 minutes.
   
3. Rinse your eyes – pleased ensure full contact with your eyeballs (please note that you will feel a mild prickly stinging sensation. Your eye will turn into half-reddish. No worry though – that is the price you pay for cheating your employer)
   
4. Wait for ½ hour
   
5. See your least favorite panel of physician during early hour
   
6. Complain about the burning sensation on your eyes
   
7. Sign the claim form – if applicable
   
8. Collect your MC chit
   

Good luck.

Caution: Proceed at Your Own Risk