Want a free 10-days MC from general practitioners?
Wait until the first round settled. The game is more exciting towards the quarterfinals
- Take a stick of Marlboro (not the menthol or light version ya...)
- Soak it in a glass of warm water for about 15 minutes.
- Rinse your eyes – pleased ensure full contact with your eyeballs (please note that you will feel a mild prickly stinging sensation. Your eye will turn into half-reddish. No worry though – that is the price you pay for cheating your employer)
- Wait for ½ hour
- See your least favorite panel of physician during early hour
- Complain about the burning sensation on your eyes
- Sign the claim form – if applicable
- Collect your MC chit
Caution: Proceed at Your Own Risk