Thursday, October 12, 2006

World Cup Fever

Want a free 10-days MC from general practitioners?

Wait until the first round settled. The game is more exciting towards the quarterfinals
  1. Take a stick of Marlboro (not the menthol or light version ya...)
  2. Soak it in a glass of warm water for about 15 minutes.
  3. Rinse your eyes – pleased ensure full contact with your eyeballs (please note that you will feel a mild prickly stinging sensation. Your eye will turn into half-reddish. No worry though – that is the price you pay for cheating your employer)
  4. Wait for ½ hour
  5. See your least favorite panel of physician during early hour
  6. Complain about the burning sensation on your eyes
  7. Sign the claim form – if applicable
  8. Collect your MC chit

Good luck.

Caution: Proceed at Your Own Risk

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